You don’t care about the consequences
I only asked you for a god damn toastie
Why you treat me this way?
You always give me you salad
That rancid lettuce it irritates me
Those shitty onions smell worse than cats wee
I didn’t come here for this
You always give me your salad
Even though I said ‘just a toastie’
It winds me up the way you force it on me
And I get sad.
I didn’t ask for additions
Raw tomatoes give me nightmare visions
Celery it is a nasty villain
And cucumbers… Bad.
1, 2, 3, 4, throw your salad on the floor
5, 6, 7, 8, keep that salad off my plate
By Lis who hates salad. Particularly ‘side salad’.
Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee…(:
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