T’was not quite 3 o’clock, when I had quite a shock
As I woke from my dreamy slumber.
The flat it did shunt, Craig awoke with a grunt
as the ground shook from way down under
I said “oh my gawd. It’s not like we’re abroad”
where you expect to get frights, like bumps in the night.
Twitter said 4.3, a tremor enough to make you wee
when you’re innocently counting some sheep
We had a quick hug, then got us all snug
Rolled over and went back to sleep.
By Lissy Lis